mestruazioni:

the queen dying is taking attention away from the true great loss of the last few days: thurston waffles’ passing. fuck dusty old monarchs, at 15 years my baby just wanted to yell and eat shrimps and he still had a positive impact on more lives than the royal family ever did

rest in peace sweet prince ❤️❤️❤️

EDIT: i’m sorry I gave the impression I’m Thurston’s owner, but I’m not! I wrote “my baby” cuz he is, really, everyone’s fluffy baby thanks to the gift his dad and his mom gave us by turning him into a cat celebrity. go to @thurstonwaffles and send your love to them ❤️❤️❤️

magbeth:

like to charge reblog to cast

cannibalcanid:

holy shit

funnytwittertweets:

thirstghosting:

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

mindofthemage:

greenbeany:

🦀

eldestnightwingsyndrome:

oh to be at an irish pub right now